Alastair Cook and two painted ladies

Alastair Cook has a very serious mission today as he takes on WestIndies at Lord’s (not single-handedly, of course, although you neverknow – ah, the confidence of youth). But a week ago he was plunged into mirth at Chelmsford as he posed with two beauties, Emma andNatalie, as part of a sports calendar for the CHASE Ben HollioakeFund.His England team-mates may snigger, but Mrs Flintoff may not be soamused – Freddie’s lined up to appear in a shoot later in theyear.Competition now closed. Click here to see the winners and their winning entries<!–But before all that merriment, it's time to indulge in some of yourown. It's the return of the much-missed caption competition and, asyou can see, have we got a humdinger for you. To have a chance to win,email [email protected] us your suggestions as to what’s being said…or thought. Please include your name and address along with your (preferably very witty) answer.There’s a cracking pair of prizes up for grabs, too. Slightly lessfrivolously, it’s time to celebrate 50 years of Test Match Special,and when better to recognise this than at the Lord’s Test? There is alovely book, , which we’ll be reviewing soon and also aTMS print by the artist John Ireland (click here to see it). Five winners will win a lovely pair. –>